Saturday, November 28, 2009

revenge of gee fallen. hahahaha :D

hangout dengan my friends today sangat sangat fun. but sedang tengah excited berkaraoke, i tetibe je mcm terasa nak check phone.

TADAAAAAA

2 MISSED CALLS
2 MESSAGES RECEIVED

semua pun from my mum. my mum ni lain sikit. tak kiralah i ke deena or gee keluar and then my mum call or text. if kiteorang tak answer my mum punya call or text, ade satu je jawapan "YOU ARE DOOM"

message tu berbunyi begini

"Kamu kat mana? Bila nak balik?"

message yang second

"9.30 is the latest, or else ill lock the door. You better be home by that time young girl"

and i takut gila. takut sikit je lahh. haha.

i reply

"maaaaa, yan silent phone, hafizah hantar balik"

my mum reply

"why did you silent your phone. I bought that phone not for you to silent it. show it off to the world your amazing ringtone. I expect you to be home by 9.30 young girl. and reply my message or else you sleep outside"

takut tak takut tak? i macam. what the? kenapa pulak my mum tetibe nak EMOSI macam ni.


pastu i pun bgtau hafizah. and then hafizah tgk jam. time tu pukul 9.10. mmg impossible lah nak balik before 9.30.

pastu i pun reply

"haaaa, yan balik before 10. hafizah yang hantar"

my mum reply

"don't you haaaaa me little girl. ok you're not that little. you have an ass w the size of kimora's closet. You're grounded big girl because you haaaa me!"

i macammmm, what theee? sejak bila pulak my mum ni kenal kimora tu. and ayat yang my mum tulis dekat message selalunya mcm bahasa baku je. and this one is a little weirdddd.

and i baca message ni kat my friends and i kata

"ni sahhhh, kerja 2 ekor tu. either dona or gee. balik nanti, kita nak belasah dieorang"

andddddddddd sampai je rumah. i terus masuk bilik and pergi dekat gee. gelak gelak. and dia gelak gelak. barbie doll betul. and guess what. tak payah guess lah. ni semua kerja si GEE GILA tuu. i guess dia rindu sangat dekat i sebab keluar the whole day. beria i takut kena tidur luar, rupa rupanya hanyalah dusta semata mata. i balik, my mum dah tidur pun.

to gee : BEWAREEEEEEEE. REVENGE IS DEFINITELY ONNNNN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. habislah geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

2 comments:

  1. hahahaha. sumpah funny!. hahahaha.

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  2. HAHAHAHA. I read both ur post and ur sis punya post.
    korang ni lawak lah.

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